You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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