How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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