i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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