these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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