i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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