I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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