SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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