When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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