I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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