I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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