I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
