Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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