Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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