I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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