THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am naked and annoyed.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
