Do vagina's smell?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Life without a bra equals bliss.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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