return my video game
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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