Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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