Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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