How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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