He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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