What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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