found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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