He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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