btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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