my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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