So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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