I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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