My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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