i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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