North Korea, Best Korea!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
