Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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