I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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