Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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