Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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