Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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