Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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