it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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