you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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