have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We have so much sex to catch up on
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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