All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
