If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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