I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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