Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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