brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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