How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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