Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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