i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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