if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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