Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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