I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
