My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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