got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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