It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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