Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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