You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
thus making me awesome and them whores
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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